So I got drunk and high at the same time last night with a group of friends, right? Well I woke up this morning covered in rug burns and bruises so I asked my sober friends what happened. They told me I puked until I started to pass out. Then they tell me I FUCKED MY BEST FRIEND?!? Ummm... WHAT?! I’m straight and I fucked her until she passed out apparently. Then I fucked an overly sized dildo. What do I do???? I’m so confused!!!!! Apparently I got so wild they had to drag me everywhere, which explains all the bruises and burns. Not gonna lie I’m in pain and questioning a lot this morning. I’m still kinda tipsy but I’m sober enough to type. HELP?!?