So I took a long hot bath and decided for the first time since birth to explore my nether regions since I plan to try to have sex again pretty soon and see how the area is doing. (My husband has been begging, lol. I’ll be six weeks PP on Saturday.) And my finger literally just slid right on in. Like my vagina is a freaking slide in Chutes and Ladders. I totally get the phrase “hotdog down a hallway” now. I just sat there in the tub, my mouth gaping open in horror, my finger still swimming around in my house-sized vagina. PLEASE someone tell me it’s going to shrink more. Because at this point I’m so embarrassed I don’t want to have sex because I don’t want my husband to feel me like this. I always prided myself on my tight vagina. (I had a very small superficial tear and that was it by the way.)