The dreams I had last night make NO sense to me. First I dreamed I had a baby girl, a VERY odd looking baby that had to be brand new. She was very pale white and had huge blue eyes and super straight dusty brown hair (boyfriend is 🧔🏼and I’m 👩🏾‍🦱so whatever I guess it’s possible). I kept asking everyone if they thought she looked weird being super white and all, and they all smiled but wouldn’t answer. Then I asked “WHO’s BABY IS THIS?!?!” But nobody answered and everyone just smiled. I was LIVID!

Anyway after processing and getting no answers, I guess this is my baby now. I’m not upset that she’s white, just that she looks NOTHING like me, but I’m holding her and nobody is claiming her. Boyfriend was super calm and supportive but nobody wanted to hold the baby, I was just holding her up and looking in her eyes the whole dream. I realized at that point the baby looked like my MIL (it’s been YEARS and we are picking out rings next week so I will just call her that already). At that point I woke up. So yea that was strange and vivid- felt TOO real. Then I woke up wondering where she was at 🤔.

The next dream I was playing on Glo on my iPhone for way too long. Then I got an email talking about “click here” and I laughed because it was clearly a scam. I hovered over the link and it looked legit but I deleted the email anyway. So then I set my phone down to go chill or whatever.

I came back to pick my iPhone and it doesn’t let me unlock with my finger. I kept trying and then all of a sudden I realize it’s a windows screen. Microsoft Windows wtf? I’m furiously closing the internet explorer windows and minimizing and x-ing out of stuff only to realize I’ll never close it all because it keeps coming back. I try to lock the phone to unlock- it doesn’t work. I try to restart the phone and that doesn’t work. I even try to take a screen shot and adjust the volume- both don’t work. It is wild.

I’m in tears now because everything on my phone is lost and I’ve been hacked. Now I’m thinking about identity theft being the next step because if they have my phone they have all my accounts. I run to my boyfriend SCREAMING and tell him I’m probably bankrupt after wasting all that time trying to unlock the phone. We go to use his phone to call LifeLock or whatever, and that’s when I woke up.