What are some of the dumbest things you’ve done while high?

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I was just really high and spent a super long time trying to screw my grinder closed only to realize all i was doing was rotating the top part and it had already screwed in🤦🏼‍♀️
But i wanna hear some high stories so spill in the comments plsss😁

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Me and my fiancé smoked two blunts and we’re watching tv and we decided we wanted to order a pizza for delivery so I called and ordered a pizza. Well about 15 minutes later we were both like man we’re hungry we should order a pizza. So he called and ordered one on his phone but at a different pizza place that he likes better. We totally forgot we had already ordered a pizza and a brownie. Well about 15 minutes later the first pizza arrives. Well while we’re eating that someone knocks on the door and we both look at each other confused. He goes and opens the door and there’s the second pizza and a chocolate chip pizza. We laughed so hard.

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I went to a buffet with my girls for a bachelorette trip, I was high and this girl was holding a little cup with what looked like golden tequila. I told her to "get it GIRRRRRL!" several times.
I got my food, when back to the table and saw one of my girls with that cup, and I was like... Where's everyone getting shots?!?! She laughed at me and said it was BUTTER! I told them the entire story, and we cried laughing.

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I got high at my boyfriends house and an hour later I headed home and on my drive I stopped at a “red light”. I was there for 3 minutes and it was only when someone pulled up behind me and started honking that I realized I was just waiting for a stop sign to turn green the whole time

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Put my phone in the fridge😂😂

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Where do I start..... lol um... the dumbest shit I've done high was probably just the shit I say lmao like I think I'm hilarious sometimes and everyone else just ignores me and sometimes I mix my words up like bad it's super weird. Ex. "Hey babe is good now time for a shower?" Like two nights ago..

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Wellll i just read a post that said weed was legal in Illinois and i proceed to say.. “that means weed is legal in the state of Chicago” yup I’m high. Forgot the state was Illinois and not Chicago 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Try to hand my husband the baby’s pacifier instead of the baby. But seriously I do dumb shit not high too, I got mom brain

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Told my husband I wanted to move my humming bjrd feeder to my home office window which is on our second floor. But then I panicked that the poor birdies couldnt fly that high so they wouldnt find it. 🤦‍♀️ my husband just started at me until I figured it out 🤣

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When I was a sophomore in high school I lit up a joint in class and smoked. Dumbest thing I ever chose to do ever. I look back now and I just think wow the things you did for attention...fuckin ridiculous hahahah

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Was at my friends house, smoking a bowl and caught my bangs on fire while lighting up................. then it was time to go home so I unlocked my car door, got inside and sat there for like 5 minutes thinking about life and when I was ready to leave I couldn’t find my keys! I looked everywhere, I just had them! I thought they’re definitely somewhere obvious like in the ignition or in my pocket but nope. I got out of the car and looked in the grass. Some time later, maybe 15 ish minutes of me looking, my friend realized I was still there and came out to help me look. It took him 2 minutes to find it... in the car door. I unlocked the car and left the keys there....

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