Have you ever noticed that salon tanning products under use instructions just leave this incredibly unhelpful little piece of advice: “talk to your salon advisor” or some other such meaningless words? So what now? I’ve got facial bronzer, I’ve got what I believe to be tanning lotion, daily lotion, and an exfoliating scrub that’s also not supposed to harm my tan. While I smell yummy and my skin isn’t feeling itchy all over like it would if I’d used something like bath and body works lotion (*shudder*), I’d still like some freakin directions! Maybe I shoulda taken notes when I was signing up for all this shiz... but ladies, what do I use and when?! I do NOT wanna be orange 🍊