Would this be a funny pregnancy announcement m? What should I write?!

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"This says two lines mean I wont be an only child??"

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Ooh mommy i cant read.. But 2 lines its pregnant

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Wait...... does this mean I have to learn to share???

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“Looks like the secret’s out. Baby ___ coming ____ 2020!”

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The secret is out! Only child expiring *month 2020!