I just had to tell someone, because I find the situation funny as hell! This will be the second time I've caught him on camera, apparently he forgets we have a security camera blatantly in front of him.

We have a security camera in our living room FACING THE DOOR, that also happens to catch a corner of the couch, well I caught him choking the chicken the other day. 🐔

I check the security cameras every once in awhile (to check on our dog, make sure isnt on fire, you know normal security camera type things) and low and behold I logged on and there he is, going to town on the couch. I'm a bit offended that this occured on my couch, but hey we've christened it many times so I'll let it slide.

After awhile I checked again and noticed he moved the camera to face the wall, a little too late buddy, I saw you had finished (walked away without ya pants on😂).

Clearly he put two and two together a bit too late.

So then I get home and he asks to see my phone to "check something". Obviously I knew why but I was kind enough to erase the footage before hand. So NO I didn't tell him, it's kind of fun to have this hilarious memory I can't look back on and chuckle to myself.

We ended up banging later that night, so it's all good on my end.

Fun other slang terms for the not so prude...

Beat the meat

Shucking the corn

Five knuckle shuffle

Tickle the cat

DJing

Flicking the bean

Update:

SHOUT OUT to the ladies who can enjoy some humor and my terminology, you're my type of people and why I felt like posting this to begin with. If you can't giggle or have 100 questions, move on to the next boring ass post for the love of all things holy. 🙄

If you think checking my security camera is "kinky" or concerned about what if he caught me .. well here's a kink for you, he enjoys watching me taking care of business 😉

Not sure if he was watching porn or not 🤷🏼‍♀️, I'd be interested in what type it was if he was. I'll be sure to ask through the camera next time. 👌🏼

Some of y'all are hateful 😂. My "punani" is just fine. We both work full time jobs, have an infant, and when the urge calls to ya, why wait until the other one gets home from work and then wait some more until the baby is down for the night when you can just handle your business yourself, alone (minus the security cam) in the comfort of your own home. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I mean I personally take it at least to the bathroom or bedroom if I want to diddle the skittle real quick but thats just me.