I don't know which is worse, that's it's only 1PM or it's only Wednesday.

I'm getting my daughter ready to leave. I pick her up because she's been extra clingy today. I feel something wet on my arm. Okay, no problem she peed. We always change her diaper before we get in the carseat anyway.

Only...its NOT pee. Oh no. It's faaaar from pee. The smell hits me and I start gagging. I put her down and start to take her sleeper off. She managed to get her diaper completely off! IT'S ALL THE WAY FROM HER NECK TO HER FEET! And, yes you guessed it...She's wearing white.

So as I'm screaming "oh my god" between the gagging, I somehow get her diaper off with one hand, while suspending her above the trash can. Apparently, my quick thinker is broken because my next thought is to put her in the bath. 😑 yes. Not the shower. The bath. What the hell I was thinking I have no clue. So as shes taking her poop bath, Madeleine decides to start splashing poop water...EVERYWHERE!

My rainy do nothing day has now turned into shampooing the carpets, scrubbing the trash can and bleaching the tub.