So yesterday I had someone hit on me with the best pick up line I’ve ever heard.

“Excuse me. But I’m going to need you to put your name and # in my phone.”

At this point I’m ready to go off on this guy with a “WHO TF U THINK U R TELLING ME WTF TO DO?!”

Then he comes out with... “I was blinded by your beauty and I need them for insurance purposes”

Needless to say I was cracking up! I still rejected him when I finally stopped laughing but thanked him for the awesome moment 😝

What awesome pick up lines have you heard?