Y'all my 30th birthday 🎉 was a couple of days ago. My DH and I had some plans with friends to celebrate that evening. I had just come off my period as well so after all the friends left I knew it would be on like Donkey Kong with some birthday sex. I wanted to keep things exciting since I was aging out of my 20s and my pussy😼 is the oldest pussy my DH has ever had the extreme pleasure of knowing 😉. I decided that to celebrate, I was going to shave my shit into a smooth and extremely lickable 😛 area for our enjoyment during the after party. Mission: Smooth Operation was a go.

Now what possessed me to do this is beyond my capacity of knowing because I've never had good luck shaving down there as I'm generally more of a trim it to a manageable bush type of lady in the grooming department. Usually adventures into shaving include razor burn, itchiness for daaaaaaays, ingrown hairs, and that uncomfortable feeling when the hair grows back of getting caught in my underwear causing a feeling that my undercarriage is being ripped from my body.

If you've stuck with me this far, you're a goddamn angel 😇 and thank you. I'm getting to the point I promise.

The point is, google has failed me. Mission: Smooth Operation was a roaring success for the first 24ish hours and now the novelty has worn off. All the previous rewards I mentioned before have made their presence known in a pleasurable and now in an uncomfortable way.

My question is, what the hell can I do to calm this shit down that won't hurt my chances of conception or change the PH in my vagina?

The most I have felt comfortable trying at this point is an oatmeal bath and that worked for about a day.

Any help is appreciated. TIA!