Poopy diaper humor
So I get this is not everyone’s type of humor. But being a nurse (and mom of an infant) I’ve seen a lot of poopy diapers and found this hilarious! I’ve never seen this before (maybe you have? But I haven’t!). So here it goes...
I’m woken up in the early, early hours by my son who’s clearly ready to eat. I’m tired, as always, but baby needs to eat when he’s hungry... even if it’s only been 2 hours. Ok, so I’m exhausted but we get up and he nurses. We go through the whole hour-long song and dance of feeding, diaper change, rocking and finally we both get in bed (him in his crib, me in my bed). He’s finally calm (thank goodness!! I get to sleep again!) and I think he’s asleep.... when I hear it. The loud rip and gurgle of infant poop. Ugh. Seriously dude? You couldn’t do this 20 minutes ago when we were both up? So I pull myself out of bed and get ready to change the diaper. When I open his diaper, I see this.... poopy diaper with the most *perfect* imprint of his little butt cheeks. I lost it- I busted out laughing!! Maybe it’s the lack of sleep, maybe it’s the crazy hormones... but even hours later, I’m still laughing at this.
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