I hate my body..

So we weren't trying to get pregnant but we haven't been careful by any means. Sort of like, if it happens...GREAT.

WELL I am 2 days late for my period, have some symptoms but no bfp. I am going insane with raking tests because i have an unhealthy obsession with needing to know asap.

So not only have I not gotten a positive pregnancy test, I'm also have a surge of LH...like wtf?