Not asking for a friend 😂 (but seriously-what group do you even post this question in?)

My husband and I are going on vacation this week and just bought some toys (first timers) to help spice up our chore-feeling TTC sex life.

Just wondering if I can pack them in my carry on? Aren’t they weird about batteries on carry ons? These are the kind that are USB rechargeable.

What about preseed? Are they going to think the applicators are some kind of weird drug thing?

***I’m only packing in a carry on, I’m not checking any luggage***

I asked my husband and he told me I could but that I would more than likely be the one “randomly” chosen for a bag search and they would start pulling vibrators and cock rings and fertility friendly lube out for everyone to see and honestly, he’s probably not wrong. If it’s going to happen to someone it will 150% be me. 🤦🏼‍♀️

So now I’m full blown going into this thing feeling like a drug mule that can’t make eye contact with anyone or else they will know the secrets I’m packing away in my carry on.

(the things we do to make a baby🙃)

*Update*

Flight leaves tomorrow. The package is secured. This feels dirty and I’m convinced I’m going to end up in perv prison for this. I will report back with the tales of my sex toy smuggling

journey (if I survive it).

*last update*

Not sure whether I’m disappointed or relieved to report that I got through security coming and going without any of them batting an eyelash. Guess they really do see some weird shit and weren’t too concerned about my amateur sex toy kit.🤷🏼‍♀️ I really thought I was SO edgy. Oh well. Vacation was a blast, I’m glad I didn’t let my fear of being placed on a sex offender list keep me from packing them, and hopefully I’ll see two pink lines in a couple of weeks.🤞🏼