We recently put sliding doors between our lounge and dining room, and every few days or so since, if they are open but not wide enough to walk through, I’ll stop on one side and be like “oh great, babe, I’m stuck. Why did you get the doors put in so close together? Maybe I can shimmy through...” and then it’ll be another 30 seconds of me getting “stuck” halfway. It’s so stupid and it’s not even funny, but the look of “oh my god she’s doing it again” on his face absolutely cracks me up.

I also do a thing where I’ll pretend that I’m just totally missing the point of what he’s saying until he cracks and then I’ve of course won. Like I’ll ask if he wants a drink and he’ll say he wants black coffee with a dash of cold water, and so I’ll be like “ok cool so like, just a dash of cold water, like an ice espresso?” *no a normal black coffee, with a bit of cold water* “oh sorry, so like room temperature, got it”.

What do you guys do to be an annoying asshole just for fun? 😂