Giggle rather than cry

Jinna

So we’ve been trying for several months and today I got my period, which of course sucks in and of itself but also bc I was sure we timed it right and it costs me $200 every single time we ship....plus supplies. So today my devoted wife brought me tampons at work and she said “maybe that’s something we can set some money aside for from income tax returns”

Me: you want to buy a whole dude to masturbate any time we need it?

Her: or you know a less crazy idea of maybe try a couple shipments in a cycle or travel to our donor...those are options

Me:less extreme...but I could be ok with this

Her:babe! What are we going to do with a whole dude? We don’t even like dudes like that!

Lmfao

Hope y’all enjoy our humor! Needed to laugh instead of cry.