STD???

I’m not sure which group I should post this to so I just picked this one.

Okay. So. My boyfriend and I were getting down and dirty right??

During the process one of his contacts fell out. Which wasn’t a big deal, it’s pretty common. Never happened during sex but it happened this time.

We get done doing the nasty and go straight to bed cause we had a long day ahead of us the next day.

When we woke up the next morning, I went to pee.. this is where is gets interesting.

I go straight from the toilet to the shower to get my day going. And while I’m washing I feel a lump. Down there. Where there has never been a lump before.

I take a closer gander. With my leg hiked up on the bar thingy (I have no idea what it’s called. A handrail???) and my face all up in my hoo hah, I see.. a.. blister looking thing. A bubble.

My IMMEDIATE thought was. “Oh my god he gave me some sort of STD” so I start poking at it. My heart was racing. I was crying.

I decided to get out of the shower, canceled all of my plans, and went straight to my best friends house who is always ready to hear what crazy shit I have gotten myself into & just so happens to be a gyno.

I hadn’t talked to my boyfriend this whole entire time. I literally ran out the door without saying a word.

So I get to her house and I’m like “LOOK AT MY VAGINA BITCH” while crying. “Look at what he gave me, what do I do, how do I get rid of it.”

I spread my legs ON HER COUCH and she started busting out laughing. Rolling on the floor. And I’m yelling at her that this is in fact NOT a laughing matter. This bitch takes a napkin and pulls this “blister” off.... and said “calm down and look”

It was my boyfriends lost contact..... stuck to my vajayjay.. I. Was. So. Embarrassed.

My boyfriend was mad that I skipped his families brunch to “hangout” with my best friend. But I thought it was a life of death situation.. He still doesn’t know what happened.

And there’s the story about how I thought my boyfriend gave me an STD..