Oh dear, it finally happened..

My husband warned me it would. I thought I was safe. It had been a whole hour since my LO was fed. He’d already spit up a little while on his back. He was starting to get sleepy, but I was not having it. He was just asleep a little over an hour ago. So I started making him dance. I went to go lay on my back to get him to stand on me. Move around more, right?

Well, I laid there. Baby standing over me. Without any warning.... 🤮

All over my face. My mouth luckily closed in time.

I was so stunned. I carried baby to the swing. Grabbed the nearest towel, and walked to the bathroom.

It went up my nose. I thought I was nose blind to spit up. I was wrong.