Tell it like it is

I just started my period and I haven’t been in the best mood.

So we’re at dinner, and my stepdad opens the patio door to let the dogs out, and it’s cold.

I said, “ it’s cold, shut the door.”

My brother starts making comments about how I’m a wimp and that stuff. I got pissed, so of course my stupid ass decides to reply.

“I’m bleeding out of my uterus, so shut up.”

Lol, I regretted it after I said it, but the shock on his face was priceless!