When I ovulate around my husband I get really fucking wet. It’s 2:35am and he decides to pull me close half naked. Problem is, he is asleep. And when the man is asleep... he’s asleep. His peepee will not work.

Anyway, I thought - “Let me just use my vibrator!” But then I had the problem of, “Where am I going to do that where I can moan even quietly without being heard?”

I live in a basement apartment with my parents upstairs on a second floor and we share the ground floor. I thought I would be safe to do it in the living room, no big deal... squeal into the pillow and get what I need to get done, right?

For some reason TONIGHT WAS THE NIGHT MY DAD HAD TO SLEEP IN THE LIVING ROOM. I don’t know why he couldn’t sleep in his own bed like he does every single night but tonight was the night ladies.

I couldn’t not planish the pleasure I wanted. I mean, I’m a women - I deserve to be pleased. I wasn’t giving up there. I grabbed the keys to my car, ran outside in pouring rain and locked the doors. And there I was, me and my vibrator, having a grand all time and thinking about my hubby in the midst.

Annnnnnd.....

Mission Complete... I did it. Even though their were obstacles, I was able to please myself tonight when my body was calling for it.

And now I can sleep all cozy and my girl below is all happy with herself as well. If you shame me for this - you should touch yourself a little more.

The women’s body is a beautiful thing!