"Omg, are you pregnant?"

and also "When are you going to have a baby?"

Got any creative responses to these incredibly annoying questions? Got any horror stories to share?

I'll tell you mine: Year 3 of TTC. Not a single double line in sight. Ever. Bosses boss calls me into a room and asks me if I have made arragements for work transfer for my maternity leave. Uhm? What? I'm not pregnant. "Ohh. Sorry. You've just been going to the dr a lot." Followed by pointed look at my stomach kinda swollen from all the IVF hormones and injections. Why the earth did not open up and swallow me whole at that very moment, I will never know. Because it should have.

Got any responses to share? The snarkier the better.