Stoned Thoughts: Hurting Boy's Feelings

*sigh*

I feel like I've posted this before but people keep fucking with my energy, so I have now had to dip into my emergency bud stash.

So on my dating profile, I had a little cheeky line in there like, " First round of drinks on me to the first guy who can have an actual conversation without turning into a thirsty pervert..." this was written after I had had one too many, "you're so beautiful, I can't wait to shove my dick down your throat" messages in one day... regardless, I said what I said.

Tell me why this dude swiped on me just to tell me I'm oppressing men from feeling comfortable to express their sexual blah blah blah bullshit. (I wish I screen shot it so I could show y'all this boy's foolery).

I wanted to call him out for being a little boy with a small mind who obviously could not formulate any thoughts beyond his dick, but instead I took a few hits, told myself he is not worth the energy and I kindly told him, "feel free to unmatch if you disagree. 😊"

The Scorpio in me is getting tired of the hippie in me having all the fun.

This dude should send the hippie stoner in me a gift basket, because the Scorpio in me was ready to hurt his feelings even more than my headline did 😂