the nastiest thing just happened to me and all of y'all are free to judge me for it bc i wish i could dispose of my body and find a new one

so i've been sick with a stomach bug and haven't been able to leave the bathroom all morning. I'm talking about vomiting/shitting all freaking morning.

I was trying to use the bathroom when i got the overwhelming urge to blow chunks so i threw up into the trashcan and i guess while i was throwing up some shit came out of me which i didn't feel

i decided to take a shower to see if i'd feel better but that's when everything went south

I NEVER WIPED THE SHIT THAT CAME OUT WHILE I WAS VOMITING AND WHEN I WENT TO WASH MY ASS THERE WAS SHIT EVERYWHERE WHICH PROMOTED ME TO THROW UP AGAIN

if anyone would like to donate a new body that hasn't been through this traumatic ass experience lmk