So I've been having constipation issues lately. Like most of us, probably. So I took mirilax like... eh... 2 days ago? Well this morning I woke up and ended up puking so hard I pooped and peed my pants.

I mean... at least I got to poop?

My dog is very anxious (I'm her emotional support human) and even she looked disappointed and left me alone like "Nah, I'm out."

My almost three year old son who is like 99.9% potty trained on a good day, came in and told me that "big girls go on potty, Mommy. No tv or iPad today." And left me alone (a full rarity) for like 5 minutes. He also told our Amazon delivery guy later (you're welcome, sir).

So like, anybody else poopin themselves? Or just my problematic self?