So we both just woke up. He usually sleeps in on Saturdays. He literally fell asleep sitting up last night on the couch so I put a blanket on him and went to bed.

I was sitting up in the bed when I woke up.

Okay so it’s okay to laugh here because it’s weird and funny.

He came in and asked why I pulled his blanket off of him and unwrapped his legs and stared at his junk and then walked away. He said i whipped that blanket off of him so fast it scared him.

Thing is I don’t remember that. At all.