Sad, now funny story.. So let's start by saying me and my bf are marijuana smokers.. he was getting ready for work in the bathroom, shower, shit, shave that whole thing. Well while he was in the shower he forgot to put the toilet lid down.. our 9 yr old German shepherd thought her best idea was to drink doodoo water... doodoo.. fucking gross... Disclaimer i did not know any of this as i was working...

So now i get home from work.. Bonnie is in our bed.. wont get up.. i have to pick her up. She's peed herself not once but 3 times... in my bed.. so i get her out to the living room she cant control her bladder, she doesnt have back legs..like jello, she's not drinking... but shes starving. So i give her dinner.. still hungry, like smelling out more food hungry.

I call my mother in law she's a groomer and used to be a vet tech..we r trying to rack our brains as to wtf this dog could of gotten into..

Then boyfriend gets home "oh i was thinking about it and i didn't flush or shut the lid after i used it." He was at work while i think our dog is dying or some crazy shit... did some googling and a quick vet call... turns out of you smoke weed and ur dog eats ur poop or drinks ur pee... they will get mad stoned... pic attached cuz she's a cute brat that almost gave me a heart attack...