My Total Insanity has BEGUN. 6DPO and I already took a FRER because apparently I think I am pregnant with early implanting quadruplets and will win the lottery any day to afford such lapses in self control!

Last month I thought I had a positive early on CB, then period was late but tests negative - not sure what to think. So this month I did EVERYTHING: temp, wearable bbt, menstrual cup after BD, Conceive lubricant, IC ovulation tests, CB digital ovulation tests, progesterone tests, logging like a mad woman, etc... I even used estrogen cream early in my cycle and ovulated super early as a result (I think.) Probably just messed up my cycle which WAS like clockwork until last cycle. Anyway. Too embarrassed to post my vvvvvvvf line/hallucination photo. Though my seven year old looked at it and said: “Mama, you’re crazy....oh no! I’m crazy too! I see it!” So...see you guys tomorrow in faint lines (I hope!) TWW Madness - who’s with me?

Long days and nights of symptom spotting and logging and googling and NOT getting my work done ahead...looking and acting like her.