I couldn’t figure out why Schmitt reminded me of someone. And then I realized, oh my god he’s like the white and gay version of my gynecologist. Their voices even sound the same. I wish I could post a picture of my doctor (when you look up my gynos website it shows his pic, but still that’s creepy.)

He walks and talks and sounds like Schmitt. Even the way schmitts scrubs fit on him looks the same as my gyno.

Oh my god literally the differences are, my gynecologist is older and seems more secure within himself. I think he’s native Indian and no I don’t mean Native American. The reason I think that is because he saw my purse and said “I like that purse it looks like something my mom would make in India.” And his name is nimish.

So yeah. And I don’t think I’ve mentioned that my gyno talks a lot just like Schmitt does and (lol)he told me about his wife so I know for a fact hes straight too. think he shares the practice he owns with his wife.

I’m just begging myself to not call my gynecologist Schmitt at my next annual lmfao EVEN FACIAL HAIR AND THE GLASSES YALL.

But my drs glasses haven’t fallen off of him and into my vagina thank you god.

It explains why I was feeling so uncomfortable looking at Schmitt😂 because in real life a guy that looks and acts exactly like him is eye level with my butthole when I see him and shoving an IUD into me Lmfaoooo