I know people like being funny and they frequently can't help but choose the worst possible jokes - I think we all met a great selection of "wow you're huge, are you sure it's just one baby" type of jokes. Now I'd like to know what terrible jokes you get with a newborn? (Or your least favorite pregnancy jokes too if you've strong feelings on them!)

My mother in law loves joking with "I could just steal you away, take you and keep all to myself" when she's holding my newborn. And I absolutely hate it.

I can deal with the hormones for the most part and I'm not experiencing great emotional upheavals, but I also am very much attached and I'm still dealing with it. It might take months or years based on how I did with my first, and my mother in law knows this. And maybe that's a bad thing but not at two weeks post partum! So I think it's a horrible joke to make.

This got me thinking about what other jokes or be getting on my nerves which people think are funny?