Anything funny happend today?

Question

Usually the first thing I ask my favorite cousin but I’m asking you guys today.

Answer

I couldn't pull dinner out of the oven because I had to chase my daughter while riding Candy. (Daughter is 2 and she thinks it's the funniest thing when I chase her around the house with Candy.)

Answer

A girl came into work today with “Fuck It” tattooed on the inside of her lip. To add to the cringe she was really shook that people were taking it in a sexual way and not the way she intended. She said Fuck It and another girl responded “I’m sure a lot of people would like to but doesn’t that seem a bit inappropriate in the workplace?” 🤣 girl I felt awkward for her but she also deserved it lmao 😅

Answer

Im 37 weeks and decided i really wanted a banana,  i went to the kitchen and peeled my banana, threw away the skin and went to take a bite thats when I realized i accidentally threw my banana in the trash and kept and bit into the skin😅😂(i was talking to my MIL who was in the living room so i think i was just extra distracted but it made us laugh) i have no idea how i didnt realize i was holding the skin when it should have been so ovious by how flopoy the skin is conpared to the banana ...total pregnancy brain fart😅😂😂

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