Soooo. First and foremost I’m NOT trying to get pregnant. I’m 30 and squarely do not want a baby. But due to some recent health issues, I was taken off hormonal BC for my own safety. Crazy, I Know. So to prevent myself from getting knocked up I usually stay away from the D on the week before and the week of my ovulation. HOWEVER, we did slip up (pun intended) and had some hot powerful sex like a day or two before my peak ovulation 🤦‍♀️ ugh - mentally punching myself rn for being so weak willed. I just couldn’t resist I was so horny but I did do my best to kill and remove his holy manseed from my sacred honeypot, believe you me.

Fast forward to now. 30 days later, and no period. FML. Granted, I’m only a couple days late... but If I ever do get pregnant I want to catch it early if you get my drift.

So I pissed on the stick and this was the result at 10 minutes. Glad that I’m not seeing the pregnancy line, and I can definitely see that my pee soaked through but why tf doesn’t the control window look right!?

UGH so this is my question - should I consider this a botched test? Can I relax because my pee just did not soak down past the control window?

My BF is planning on getting a vasectomy soon so hopefully we won’t have to deal with this dumb shit anymore 😆.