Dear Vagina,

I miss you...I know you are still there for me, but I'm sorry I have not been able to see you in a while. I am sorry your fashion sense has suffered as of lately. We have traded leopard prints for extra elastic lace size XXL.

Im sorry I tried to groom you the other day sight unseen. You must have been so scared seeing that razor come at you with a blind driver. You probably look a mess, but hopefully you can breath a bit better down there.

We have been through a lot together: first period, first cramps, first penis and first big O...You have been good to me so data due I hope after his ordeal is over, we can go back to being friends.

Not sure how to put this to you, but you're going to see some SHIT here in the next couple weeks...no turning back now. You will probably next be the same; but I promise to take good care of you afterward with some soothing ice packs and healing baths.

We will get through this together Vagina, you and me. One day, far far far from now we will be okay. Both of us will look and act different but that's because we will have gone through this experience together. I love you my Vagina, and I will see you on the other side, a change woman.

Love,

Your person

Stomach sleeper/tender boobs