AND I REPEAT FOR THE F*CKING STREEEETTTTSSSSSS!!!!!!

So this a little story time about a bum ass man my generous kind hearted ass helped. Y’all might find this a little entertaining & I do as well because I can’t stop laughing at how mad this shit made me & it really blows my mind.

So let’s begin...

(Slight Summary Of How I Met Mr.Bum)

I was 14 in the 9th grade & he was 16 in whatever grade I wanted to try out dating.. one day he saw me in class he started joking & playing around w/ me and another girl who was his friend & I ended up giving him my number .. he was cool.. we went together for 2 months & I broke up w/ him for a number of reasons I might get into later..

So Present Year

I’m 20 now & he’s 22 for years this man has been on my ass about us getting back together but I’ve had no interest in being with him again because I just felt like he wasn’t the right one for me .. don’t get me wrong he’s an all around good guy, has always treated me w/ nothing but respect & with us not being together I told him we could always be friends & keep in touch & over the years, we have but I’ve never really actually spent time w/ him over the years as much as I did this year .. this year was something else .. the BULLSHIT started in muthafuckin AUGUST ..

At the beginning of August every was going smooth.. & then for some reason Mr. Bum decides he wants to contact me ..he invites me to a party & block party that his family is throwing but was like idk because I’m an introvert so I don’t really go to parties all that much but I decided I needed to get out the house & my cousin ( ima call her Ty) wanted to come along so I was like hell yeah.. me & my bitch finally about to have some fun together ... the shit was LIT AF but for some strange reason Ty (she lived w/ me & we did everything together) decided she wanted to cheat on her boyfriend at the party .. & me & Mr.Bum was looking like

Yeahhh we need to get out of here so everyone started heading to the after party which is the block party & she still on her bs so I leave her alone & get back to having a good time ..

Now for a couple days Ty started acting funny towards me she was hanging out w/ the old man she met at the party every single day & I started seeing Mr.bum more often.. because he told me he was stuck in a hole.

He lost his ID, Birth Certificate, Social Security Card ... allat 2 years ago & couldn’t get a job or nothing & his mother didn’t wanna help him so I decided my happy ass could lend a helping hand.

I got all his stuff back within 2 days.

Mr. Bum Birthday is right around the corner & he wanted me to celebrate with him .. now this was before I got his stuff back..

On the day before his birthday Ty came to my house (where she lived also & stole something from me) I didn’t notice at the time because I was sick in bed & I told mr. Bum I couldn’t come out for his birthday .. but that morning (2am) he called me & told he’d been sitting outside his grandmother all night & that made me feel bad & I told I could come get him but he’d have to sleep in my car because I didn’t like people coming in my house .. & I ended up staying outside w/ him because he wanted to talk but ended otp w/ his BM

Yes .. SHOCKING .. I forgot to tell y’all he had a baby .. but I was fine with him having a daughter because we wasn’t together & he had her while he was in a different relationship..

Now while he was otp they were arguing .. to my knowledge I was clueless to the fact she was staying w/ him & didn’t know until a month later ...

I was picking up him & taking him places out of the kindness of us being friends now mind you he steady saying how much he wants to be w/ me .. he’s in love w/ me, he misses us being together... trying to touch me & hold me ..

I even let mf get COMFORTABLE around me enough to let him start coming in my house & even in my room .. I let him spend a couple nights sometimes because I felt bad for him .. he said he his house ain’t feel like a home & he was having issues w/ his mom .... NOOOOO BITCH YOU WAS HAVING ISSUES WITH YO BM & I was sooo clueless.

I started to notice small shit .. like he’d spend the night & I’d drop him off in the morning & when he called me later on in the day to come get him I’d notice he’d be wearing the same clothes ..

Me again feeling bad .. so I bought him some clothes & cologne as a late birthday present.. but as the days went past .. he barely wore any of the stuff I bought & I started noticing.. he wore the same DRAWS over & over ..

I’m not the type to bash people about what they don’t got but I literally saw his little brother wearing the same draws with holes in them a week prior & then he had them on ... but I did say some? No & the bad part about that is .. he SAGGED .. so I seen the same 2 pairs of draws multiple times.. everyday I seen him & that settled it for me I could NEVER be w/ him ..

But I still was his friend no matter what .. bummy or not .. mind you he still waiting on his chance & I’m still brushing him but it gets to this point where he’s asking me what does he need to do in order me to be w/ him & im like

YOU COULD TAKE A FUCKING BATH FIRST!

But I kindly told I wasn’t looking for a relationship which I really wasn’t & hasn’t been for a few years ... but he was still trying.

He ended up getting a job & I was happy for him.. but he said things was started to go down hill for him & his bm told him he couldn’t see his little girl anymore & he was having doubts that she was even his..

He still doesn’t have a car so I’m helping him out as usual .. & one I’m on fb & im on a friends page & I see his page in they’re tagged status ( me & him wasn’t friends on fb because his bm blocked me when they were together & he made a whole new page) so I clicked on his page & notice his bio says his daughter name & another name which I never heard of .. so I go to his bm page & come to find out this man got a WHOLE ASS NEWBORN BABY ..

a one month old at that & didn’t tell me not shit..

He knew the WHOLE ENTIRE time I was helping him even before then & when I called him out on it .. he got mad at me for being mad at him that he hid a whole ass baby ..

& then I let mf put brakes on one of my cars because he’s the “hood mechanic” & this mf put my brakes on wrong & I paid him ..trying to help his bum ass out.

& that’s why you can never help mfs out.