I think I have an intolerance to drinks that start with a C. Every time I drink coffee, my stomach hates me and I’m spending the next 10 minutes on the toilet. Same with cocoa, chocolate milk coconut milk, Coke, even Cherry cool aid. It’s not caffeine, I can drink a monster(or any other energy drink) without issue. It’s not the sugar, because any other soda or sugary drink is also fine. I just can’t drink cocoa, coffee, coke, or chocolate/cherry flavored drinks.

I’ve been contemplating what conceivable connection there could be but all I can find is the C. I’m confused.

Also no this is not a shitpost I’m just, idk, ranting? And the large amount of c words there is because I thought it was funny.