Funny (not so funny) Story!

Annabel • "For this child I have prayed..." 🛐✝
So, I had a friend once who's brother had just got married and they were trying for a kid..
Well....they were having sex, and he came and this is when they discovered that she was allergic to his jizz. Literally. It made her swell up and they had to go to the ER. They finally were able to have a kid. She was able to get medicine. But how AWFUL and PAINFUL would that be! YEESH! 
Anyone else have any horror stories? 
My BFF once got cum in her eye and it made her eye swell shut with puss coming out of it lol. Guys...jizz is dangerous!!