Why is my team so stupid? PLEASE READ AND HAVE A LAUGH!

So I was at a tournament for my sport and my team mate comes up to me and says “I’m scared I’m pregnant” my eyes popped out of my head I was shocked truly. Then she says “I haven’t had sex through” I said “what made you think this?” She responded with “him and I dry humped, I had leggings snd a thong on while he had boxers and Nike shorts” I told her it’s IMPOSSIBLE... she still doesn’t believe me can someone please drop some facts because I can’t deal with it, she says it EVERYDAY AND WONT BELIEVE ME! Drop some facts I can use against her in the comments and the question you’re trying to answer is “you can’t get pregnant from dry humping if you BOTH have clothes on” (she hasn’t taken sex Ed so shes very under educated)