What a coincidence

So I’m serving my regular tonight and he says “the 7 months I’ve been coming here, I never learned your name. Is it Caylee?” What are the fucking odds he chooses the name of the girl my ex boyfriend of 6 years cheated on me with THIS YEAR. Not only have I been struggling with my appearance because her and I look so similar, but now being assumed my name is caylee really convinced me I’m not wrong about the fact we look alike. This is why I’m constantly changing my appearance.

Topping on the fucking cake for tonight. I’m so glad it’s my Friday.