I have the worst of the worst

I have... I can’t believe I’m saying this but I have.. puppy fever.

I can’t get a puppy because well um, I have 5 cats. And I suck at potty training anything and for cats well, you just show them the litter box and they’re like “yeah this is where I poop from now on” like no effort.

What I want, is for someone to hand me a fat little puppy so I can kiss it on its nose, smell its puppy breath, play with it and snuggle it and hold it and then give it right back lol

That’s all. That’s all I wanted to say.