Is it just me...?

Is it me or does anyone else just not like their kid sometimes. I love my babygirl and I would just die if Anything ever happened to her but TODAY is one of those days where I just don’t like her little behind.

Shes climbing now so nothing is safe, she’s playing in my serums (which are not cheap)

Pulls all the folded laundry out my draws

Looks me dead in the eyeballs and drops her food off the table onto the floor and laughs at me like I’m a pheasant when I clean it up.

She gets up at 3 am and jumps on top of my head so I wake up too

Curses me in baby talk when I don’t make her breakfast fast enough

She even hid my vibrator last night! Idek how she keeps finding it! (But I need that the most)

Her dad just laughs and reminds me that she’s just a babe as he sleeps comfortably at his home in STT where he is able to find his things where he left them.

I know the firehouse takes babies no questions asked but, do y’all think they have an age limit? Because I will drop myself off today!

I need a damn BREAK 😫