Not a question, just a bit of a story cus I need to get it out somewhere!

So my husband had a vasectomy in early December. Well it's time for the first of two post vasectomy testings, in which he must masturbate into a collection cup. Now I'm not oblivious to the fact he's a man, and a human, so obviously he masturbates. It's one thing to think to myself, he likely does it in the shower, or whatever the thought may be. However, it's totally different and an incredibly odd feeling to know EXACTLY when and where. And to know that he knows that I know what he's doing, y'know? 😅 😅

For info, we have an almost 6 year old and a 7 month old, so no, I didn't exactly have the opportunity to assist him.. 😒😅