Last night for some reason we were talking about going without underwear and I was like “oh I don’t do that. That’s gross. I have discharge.”

He asked me “discharge?” I said “um, do you not know anything about female anatomy or?”

He said “I mean I know enough to get me by” which is hilarious because he definitely knows what he’s doing BUT I was seriously wondering if he didn’t know this.

I said “yeah. Girls get different discharge throughout their cycle. I used to track my cycles and keeping track of the type of discharge I had helped me determine when my period was coming when I was off of birth control.”

“So y’all just discharge all day long?” I said “sometimes yeah. Now that I’m on birth control It doesn’t change all the time. But when I was tracking and in my fertile week I’d have a lot of fertile discharge. Our bodies make a type of discharge that’s good for sperm to thrive in when fertile. It’s the way of life, how you were made. Congratulations.” And he looked disgusted and asked me “why don’t y’all wear panty liners all day?” And I said “because that bitch needs to breathe. I can’t wear panty liners everyday or I’ll just get a yeast infection.”

“So that explains why one time I noticed my ex girlfriends panties were crusty.” And I was like oh my god dude. He said “well I just put them in the washer and didn’t say anything because I figured it was normal.” And I was like “it is. Sometimes it dries in the panties and sometimes it even bleaches our panties.”

Like this guy got a shit ton of information last night about women and I’m pretty sure I shook his fucking world lmfao the look on his face as I was explaining everything was just 😮

He went to the same school as me, which is in the Bible Belt and was against sex Ed. Everything I know I figured out myself. I can’t really judge him too hard.