What's the weirdest/craziness thing your SO has said while sleep talking?

Question

It's almost 5:30am and my boyfriend goes "I have to get ready for school", I said "love you dont go to school", and he said "...oh". This man is 37 thinking he has to get up for school. Lmao hes so funny while he sleeps.

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Told me I was cheating so I said what??? I love you I’d never cheat. He said “YOURE CHEATING IN BATTLESHIP” 😂😂😂 we’d never played battleship before. 
Also told me he was going to vote for me to be mayor of DC but that I had to fix traffic lmfao. He’s never even been to DC

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Husband went to bed early and I eventually got into bed trying my best not to wake him up. I guess I was moving around too much because his head pops up, he looks toward me, and says “Crunchy footprints?” and I ask what? then he just says nothing and lays his head back down. A few minutes pass I roll over onto my side with my back facing him. He then rolls over to me, hugs me and then goes boop boop on my each of my boobs before going back to sleep. Told him about it when we woke up and he was so confused but we couldn’t stop laughing.

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2 nights ago, "Who gives a fuck? You're not the boss! HR!!" I know exactly who he was talking about too lol.

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LMAOOOO honestly I’m the one who talks in their sleep

What's the weirdest/craziness thing your SO has said while sleep talking?

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