Worst names in romance novels

Daphne

In honor of Valentine's day, here are the worst names I have ever come across in romance novels. These are all names of romantic leads, meaning this is presumably what is shouted in the throes of passion, many times throughout the novel. In no particular order of badness, here they are:

Quade (Hero's Haven by Rebecca Zanetti)

Chalton (Teased by Rebecca Zanetti)

Angus Force (Drive by Rebecca Zanetti)

From the "Black Dagger Brotherhood" series by J.R. Ward (yes, they are about vampires)

Wrath

Tohrment

Vishous

Rhage

Phury

Zsadist

Long live romance novels!