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The Humiliation!!

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Story time! So I'm feeling frisky today and decide to take some pics to send to my SO. Before I can send any he comes up to our room to see what I'm up to. He sits down on the opposite side of the bed from me, mirroring how I'm sitting.

I'm on my knees beside the bed, with my top half on the mattress and knees on the carpet, leaning on my elbows. He comments all surprised about how comfortable this position is from his place across the bed from me, then goes on with his conversation.

While listening I'm like... imma go ahead and send him a pic. Who cares if he is right across from me, talking to me?

So I send one of my top half, no nudity, and wait for him to check his phone. Once he does he looks up at me all surprised and goes, "Oh, yeah? Causing trouble today?" I laugh and shrug and he shakes his head at me, saves the picture, then keeps going with his conversation about what dinner options I'd like for tonight.

I'm listening and still feeling pretty frisky so I pick my phone up, look him in the eyes, then send him a racier picture of my ass that I had taken just before he walked in. I'm talking black lacey underwear, with a black skirt bunched up around my hips, back arched. He immediately checks his phone this time and groans. I'm over here all

Finally he gets up and walks over to my side and gets on his knees behind me. You guys the sex was

We finish and we are both still feeling a bit frisky, so we decide to try anal. Still not sure how I feel about that, but we go slow at it for about 10 minutes before we stop and he goes and cleans himself up.

Y'ALL. This is where I done FUCKED. UP.

He comes back in and starts feeling me up again and I'm like, "Don't be a tease." Because normally he is a one and done kinda guy. He surprises me and says he could actually go again and lost. We are getting it. Like.

I just want to clarify that we had moved up into the bed but I was still face down, ass up. He is going pretty hard and with ABSOLUTELY ZERO WARNING I freaking FART.

Immediately I lunged away from him and we both just start dying from laughter. I tried to bury myself in a grave of blankets and pillows while screaming NO!! Through my maniacal laughter and he just wandered back into the bathroom still laughing and throws out a, "What the hell just happened?!"

Can you guess what happens next, while I am dying from uncontrollable laughter? Yup. That's right. It happens again. Two more LOUD, WET, farts.

After this I am in TEARS from laughing so hard from the sheer force of my embarrassment. I NEVER fart around him. NEVER. 4 kids, 15 years later, and O.M.G.