Most embarrassing masturbation story

My sister brought up this horrible memory that I tried to block out... So why not tell you about my humiliation! I was like 14 and had gotten really into masturbation. I just wish I had talked to someone so I wasn't stupid about doing it! I was masturbating with a Barbie head doll... yes... Dumb. And the head popped off. Now I thought the head was gonna travel up and cut up my uterus! I was uneducated. So I tried to get it out and couldn't so I ran to my mom for help. We didn't have insurance at the time so we wanted to avoid the hospital if we could. She had tried to get it out but couldn't. I was terrified. She left the room and came back with my DAD! Honestly death seemed good in that situation. He had plyers with him. Oh dear load. With a straight face my dad used the plyers to get the Barbie doll head out of me and left the room without saying a word..m. He never said anything about it.... Educate your kids but hopefully they aren't dumbasses like me.

Thank you guys for laughing at my humiliation lmao. I have no idea what was going through my dad's head. I do know he threw those plyers away. He has just gotten new tools too and had to throw one away so I feel bad😬. But I'm happy he didn't say anything and never brought it up