Teenagers... Can't live with them... Can't drown them in a river

My son is 15 almost 16 and he comes up to me and says "Mom. I need some Yeezys." I'm says "Do you have Yeezys money?" He says "All my friends have Yeezy's mom. I need Yeezy's!" I tell him "Your shoes are fine! You don't need Yeezy's." He goes "Mom if I don't have Yeezys by school time I'm gonna have no friends. Then you're gonna have a friendless son who doesn't get into college and becomes a hobo living under and overpass. Is that really what you want?" I told him straight up I'll bring him food to that overpass and he gets mad and marches to his room and says "Nobody in this family cares and understands me! I'm gonna stay in my room and stare at the ceiling until I'm dead!"

An hour later he's over it and asking for orange chicken for dinner. I work at Panda express so I get a lot of free stuff lol