Tall lady in need of cute shorts!!!

Alright ladies, I'm a fairly tall, size 4 waist, with thick thighs. Where do you find shorts that aren't too short and are NOT bermuda style.

Also, with my waist size it's so hard to find shorts that don't squeeze the crap out of my massive thighs. Like, my thighs look like they've been put in a vice grip and y'all know that's not a good look!!! Please recommend somewhere I can shop for cute shorts and not offend people's eyes (and my own) with my marshmallow leg fluff! 😂