What’re your nicknames for your kids?

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What nicknames do you call your kids when they’re being extra little turds? Mine is either fussy butthole or twinkle turd (my favorite one lol)

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Little shit 💀

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I don’t have cute names for when they’re being jerks. I tell them I don’t like their behavior or attitude or whatever, that they’re being jerks, and that they can go sit by themselves in their bedroom until they’re done acting that way 🤷🏼‍♀️

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I call her Turkey Lurkey when she's doing something questionable.

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Are we talking about what we call them face to face or behind their back when we're annoyed? 🤣
To their face, I explain to then they are being bratty or not behaving nicely...but behind their back, to my hubby or myself, I describe them as buttholes, punks, or nightmares...little shits if they've been especially frustrating.

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Mine is still only 4 months old, so she doesn't do too much that's questionable...
She somehow learned to raise her leg to fart (I blame her father for letting her inherit this habit, but honestly it was probably all the bicycle kicks we did with her early on), and it always makes me giggle and call her the "Baby Butt Cannon" when she does it. She smiles and giggle-squeals when I wiggle her legs and chant "Baby Butt Cannon" over and over.
I also call her "Stinky Poots" or "Stinky Peterson" for those farts.
😂

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My twins are Anastasia (Ana) and Aurora (Ro). Ana gets horrible eye boogers in one eye, so I call her “boogie” in a cute way. Ro is still in the NICU, so haven’t gotten a nickname for her yet!

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Little monster and Stinky butt so far. She’s only 14 weeks 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

What’re your nicknames for your kids?

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