In three and a half years my husband and I have lost a child, and bought home 2. The minute we left the hospital after our youngest (who is just 4 months) he straight up told me the baby station is closed for a year minimum, we’d discuss in 12 months for potentially another and no sooner.

I agreed, I’d put a lot of stress on him to conceive, especially after our loss.

THEN THIS MAN MARRIES MY ASS AND SUDDENLY HE’S A MAN IN HEAT. HE WANTS IT ALLLL THE TIME, HES RAVAGING ME I CANT KEEP UP- I told this man, stupid ass, I told him I hadn’t sorted contraception. I told him we were two fertile bunnies THIS MAN SHRUGS AT ME AND NOW LOOK, NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE, LOOK AT THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS. Well, our actions. But this ones on you. THATS A BLAZING POSITIVE, MY LOVE. Good news though, no need to strap up, we good for 9 months.

WHO THE DADDY?? YOU THE DADDY.