What’s the most embarrassing thing that happened during your pregnancy?

I had really bad morning sickness aka HG. I was so dehydrated that I ended up having heart failure.

I landed in the ER. Took a shot of morphine and potassium to charge my heart back up. At this point I’m hallucinating. Half way sedated, stable and left to rest. I’m dreaming about a steamy hot encounter. I hate giving oral but in this dream, I’m an oral specialist.

I’m sitting up really making things work when all of a sudden the door opens.

Some woman I’ve never seen is standing there. Looking at me. Remember, I’m doing a double fisted twist and pull.

Saliva is all over the place. My hands and face are soaked.

I quickly get offended. “Get your own room b!$#!!!”

The nurse, shocked and in disbelief. Swiftly encourages me to put the air shaft down .

I come to.

And pure embarrassment fills the room.

I was sitting up in the hospital bed. Sucking on nothing but air and hands. Groaning. Loudly.

The hospital door was never opened by the nurse.

She made it a point to let me know that the door was in fact open. And many people walked past to view my show-spectacular.