Yo! Y’all don’t understand!

I think my girl is trying to set me up. We be going a week without sex and when we finally do, she sluts me tf out. She even licks my prostate while fondling deez nutz. It’s INSANE!!! The other night while she was doing the ole motorcycle roadtrip to pound town, she reached back and grabbed deez nuts like an old school perfume bottle, so delicate and delightful. She then leaned forward and whispered in my ear “I always new naruto would become hoakage” and I lost it. I gave my seed right on the spot. To make matters worse, she was at the PEAK of her fertility. She new what it was. She’s toxic… she’s poison, and I love her. God help us all. #BelieveIt